Not To Get Political But- *gets Political*

Ok, so to better increase my chances of asks and interactions with my characters, I’ve decided to make a character sheet for each of them. I’m gonna work on the others, but for now, enjoy the hot mutant man.

Toe and Nail

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

Oh hey look it’s the guy I draw between Jekyll and Hyde shitposts!

I agree.

Short narrator. Reblog if you agree

My brains more like one of those machines in pool locker rooms that you put wet swim clothes in. It violently shakes the contents inside and you have to keep the lid pushed down or blorbos go flying everywhere.

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! FINALLY A HYDE MY HEIGHT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

this file was titled “the salts” and I don’t want to hear anything about it

Shout out to people who are above average in intelligence but are so incompetent and lack so many communication skills that everyone thinks they’re an idiot.

Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?

Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.

Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

The Victorian desire to hide all of your base urges in a pit of shame until you develop a chemical that allows you to create your own real life alter ego, only to be found out by your lawyer friend and your butler after you accidentally kill a man and lock yourself in your room forever.

100 posts!

Wow. I am so happy right now look at my face :