Please Don’t Sniff Goldfish Before You Eat Them They Do Not Smell Good.

Oh God they’re onto me! I gotta get outta here!!!

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

Good because I would like to add the fact that bats can also purr

https://youtu.be/vBX9SCtDrxs

Watch

Please

it's raccoons

They are purring

It's not me this time

OH MY GOODNESS

OH MY GOD

WHY THEY DO THAT

WHAT

Oh hey look it’s the guy I draw between Jekyll and Hyde shitposts!

I’ll have you know nothing is going to stop Alexander from yelling and being overall oblivious to Beaux’s mental state

shoving our ocs together like this until theyve formed a social bond and stop attacking each other

THIS POST RIGHT HERE FELLAS. IT SPEAKETH THE TRUTH!!!!

THIS

Day four of my dog sitting on my legs: I am running out of food, I don’t know how much longer I will last. I may have to eat my pillow if I wish to survive.

As someone with green eyes I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

Important Things About The Narrator From His Voice Actor

I’m like 99.9% sure that he’s joking about the trans and drag Queen stuff but you know what? It’s Disability Pride Month and I’m autistic and I can’t tell when people are joking, so

Btw heterosexualist can sometimes mean someone who’s just…supportive of heterosexuality. Do with that information as you will.

Also The Narrator has green eyes!!

I’ll know I’ve succeeded as a writer when someone makes x reader fan fiction with one of my characters.

Mspaint fallout 4 fanart made at 3:13, 3:14, and 3:19 am respectively. I think the danse one is supposed to be a reference to this drawing I saw (scopophobia warning)

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair”

- Loboto to Oleander probably