This Dad Didn’t Want A Cat.

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"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep." -Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

The Mandalorian, 2019.

I freaking love these idiots

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

A beautiful laughing blue boi has appeared! 🐢💙

Bonus:

I need a new meme but damn, I love him so much!

Still thinking about these dorks

learning that splinter used to be an attractive young action star who dated multiple women, went racing and enjoyed his youthful celebrity life

finding out splinter later found love with some random woman he had never met before, developing a strong and sensual relationship, and later planning to propose to her only for her to betray him and trap him in a death arena forcing him to fight for years. and then said death arena getting to be so taxing and exhausting for Splinter that he swore off fighting and later grew to understand the value of protecting those who are innocent only to once again see his body and DNA used to create violent experiments that will most likely endure the same pain and hardships he did, so he breaks out and saves them only to be mutated at the last minute thanks to an explosion he had no control over. and how the series makes it explicitly obvious that he still misses his human days of being loved and adored to the point where even the battle nexus can sometimes be a pleasant memory for him and he still misses the woman who trapped him in the battle nexus for years and refused to let him leave and enjoy life once more. and yet despite all of this he’s still loving and supportive of his family and feels no ill towards his children, often trying to do what he can to make him happy and making self sacrificial choices for their happiness and safety because he loves them that much and rottmnt splinter is just so good guys