Phil’s Little “hehe” Has Me Crying Lord He’s So Cute

I was walking down Michigan Avenue with my girlfriend. It was a cloudy day, much to be expected in our town. The skies rumbled, letting out angry bursts of thunder. We hurried up and I accidentally walked into someone. They turned to look at me. It’s Chris Evans. Amazed, I call my friend to tell her of this momentous occasion. Before I can say anything, she asks, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?” I turn to look at him. The skies darken and my girlfriend disappears. I sit in silence as the world collapses in on me. Forever echoing in my head, I hear, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?”

Rottmnt: *presents attractive male characters of literally all shapes, sizes, and species*

Me:

Happy Valentine’s Day! 

artwork from the original sailor moon manga

Still thinking about these dorks

Big love for Raph 🥺

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

where is the lie

out of the shadows in a nutshell

Luca’s first day at school 😿