Ladies And Gentlemen I Give You!

the little vampire is luca for goths

Splinter: Purple is a monster!

Mikey, on the phone with Splinter: Heeeey, dad, are you coming home soon?

Splinter: Uhm… I still have some errands to run. Why?

Mikey: Oh. No reason.

Leo, taking the phone from Mikey: Hi pops, everything’s fine. There’s no fire.

Splinter: Wait, is something on fire?

Leo: No I said there ISN'T a fire

Splinter: Let me talk to Red.

Leo: He’s a little busy.

Raph, in the background: No! don’t fan it, it makes it worse!

Splinter: Oh my god. What did you do to my kitchen?

Leo: Nothing! You go on with your errands. Take your time, maybe take some reference photos!

Splinter: Put Red on the phone!

Leo: Fine!

Raph, out of breath: Hey.

Splinter: What’s going on?!

Raph: Nothing. Everything is fine here. We’re watching TV and the oven sure isn’t on fire.

Splinter: I'm sorry WHAT

Raph: *Donnie's alarms in the background* Wow, that sure isn’t one of Donnie's alarms saying that there's a fire in the lair.

Donnie, in the background: HANG UP!

Too man times…

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

The Scandalous Murder of William Desmond Taylor

No, that’s not how this is going down.

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

The Bad Guys spoilers [10]

It’s not even that he went back for the cat (which was just stuck in that tree for the entire gala. Why does Marmalade even have that cat) it’s that Wolf took a moment to put shades on it

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