So, I’m On A TMNT Binge Rn And  You Know How The Turtles’ Adventures Start As Them Dealing With

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep." -Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost

“For me??? No?!? Then I hope you choke and die.”

Photo by punk_mary_poppins

I was walking down Michigan Avenue with my girlfriend. It was a cloudy day, much to be expected in our town. The skies rumbled, letting out angry bursts of thunder. We hurried up and I accidentally walked into someone. They turned to look at me. It’s Chris Evans. Amazed, I call my friend to tell her of this momentous occasion. Before I can say anything, she asks, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?” I turn to look at him. The skies darken and my girlfriend disappears. I sit in silence as the world collapses in on me. Forever echoing in my head, I hear, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?”

I am cringe but I am free

I planted a carrot and it sprouted into a very large Bigfoot who spoke German. I could see subtitles whenever he talked and at one point he stood over me repeating “Was ohr.” I woke up really confused and a bit scared.

me: *is literally drowning in school projects due this week*

me@myself: okay but what about continuing that angsty shyan multi-chaptered au

me: shit u right

W-what?

Donnie’s relationships with his brothers

Donnie towards Mikey:

Donnie towards Raph:

Donnie towards Leo: