Barley + Picking Up / Helping Ian

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

then you never really knew me at all

Tmnt fan 1: the 80’s cartoon is the best! They are supposed to be silly!

Tmnt fan 2: no way! 2003 and 2007 is the best! They need to be edgy!

Me: I could literally watch the ninja turtles go to ikea and I would be entertained.

What an outdoorsie boy

Seems pretty cool.

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda mayor like this. If he isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don’t want him. His sweaty fupa lumps marinading in his oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella daddy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It’s gotta be easy. It’s gotta be cheesy. You’re doing it wrong if you’re not doing it THICC.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mayor’s fupa doesn’t turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella daddy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I’m salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you’re fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mayor, you’re fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

The Bad Guys storyboard panels by Kit Kat

It will never end

The feeling of being worthless and everyone hating you. I just wanna die. I am a waste of space. No use for me here.