Okay, But Me And My Husband Watched Slumberland And You Can’t Tell Me That This Wasn’t Jason Momoa

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Love onward...mheheh

the thing is right…… like.. hear me out right… the raven….. the raven by edgar allan poe.. it slaps……….

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

The Haunted Halls Of Waverly Hills Hospital

*jump cut* how long am i staying down here?

Rottmnt: *presents attractive male characters of literally all shapes, sizes, and species*

Me:

“yes sensei”

guys look at our BOISSS!! 🐢❤💙💜🧡

They grow up so fast 😞😢