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My voice teacher told me to imagine that my fictional crush stepped on me.

So for those of you who are unaware, I have been taking voice lessons since my sophomore year of college. I am currently a last semester senior. I am also currently working on a piece called "Das Veilchen" by Mozart for my senior capstone.

Tl;dr the piece is about a violet and a maiden. The violet wishes that it were "the loveliest flower in nature" and that the maiden would pick it. But the maiden steps on the violet. The violet, surprisingly, rejoices at this, happy to die by the maiden's feet.

Now to the main reason why we're here.

During my lesson this past week, my voice teacher was giving me tips on how to add more emotion into the piece.

She then asked me if I had a fictional crush.

I became PETRIFIED. I have NEVER shared any info about my fictional crushes to ANYONE at my college. Hell, most of my friends don't even know (except for @cobradragon, but more on that later), LET ALONE ONE OF MY TEACHERS?

So how did I get through this?

I said yes.

But I didn't say ANYTHING ELSE. In fear of things getting worse.

And oh boy, did they get worse.

She then told me to, and I quote, "Imagine: you are the violet. Your fictional crush is the maiden."

Now, dear reader, I would like for you to imagine yourself in this situation. Tell me how you feel about sharing with your teacher that you would absolutely love to get stepped on by your fictional crush. I need to know if others would be as absolutely petrified as I would be in this situation.

Alternatively, Cobra and I are now at the suspicion that our voice teacher is a (former) tumblr user.

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

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