Okay Tumblr’s Exclusion From The Twitter Social Media Ban List Is Hilarious But Genuinely We Do Not

i just found old writings. do i dare upload them...

asking for a friend

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

so tonight my dumbass decided to rank all of the academy members like they're in a choir and

strawberries are my favorite!!

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

FOR THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED THAT I FORGOT ABOUT LEONIE- thank you FHKJSHF i knew i was missing someone

so tonight my dumbass decided to rank all of the academy members like they're in a choir and

happy father's day