Macknashell - Alice Is NOT In Wonderland

IT'S BIRD BOY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i miss Vine

jumping on the bandwagon before Vine’s untimely death

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

macknashelless

in the evil world im seriousbeaste

stupid little redraw lol

good evening everyone i hope you are all well. i am currently succumbing to midterms + all of my very overdue homework. pray that i survive the next week and a half.

i feel compelled to remind everyone that dipper is a band kid