Last Christmas Man Me A Sand But The Very Next Day Man Car Door Hook Hand

IT'S BIRD BOY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love fanfiction bc I really can just finish a show, go “ok but what if those two kissed,” open ao3, and boom now they’re kissing

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

yea that's right. i never left. enjoy suffering.

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of macknashell

sylvain aint the true blue lions heartthrob, but fucking dimitri-

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

let's do this ->

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)