Which One Of U Was Going To Tell Me That Tea Tastes Different If U Put It In Hot Water?

My voice teacher told me to imagine that my fictional crush stepped on me.

So for those of you who are unaware, I have been taking voice lessons since my sophomore year of college. I am currently a last semester senior. I am also currently working on a piece called "Das Veilchen" by Mozart for my senior capstone.

Tl;dr the piece is about a violet and a maiden. The violet wishes that it were "the loveliest flower in nature" and that the maiden would pick it. But the maiden steps on the violet. The violet, surprisingly, rejoices at this, happy to die by the maiden's feet.

Now to the main reason why we're here.

During my lesson this past week, my voice teacher was giving me tips on how to add more emotion into the piece.

She then asked me if I had a fictional crush.

I became PETRIFIED. I have NEVER shared any info about my fictional crushes to ANYONE at my college. Hell, most of my friends don't even know (except for @cobradragon, but more on that later), LET ALONE ONE OF MY TEACHERS?

So how did I get through this?

I said yes.

But I didn't say ANYTHING ELSE. In fear of things getting worse.

And oh boy, did they get worse.

She then told me to, and I quote, "Imagine: you are the violet. Your fictional crush is the maiden."

Now, dear reader, I would like for you to imagine yourself in this situation. Tell me how you feel about sharing with your teacher that you would absolutely love to get stepped on by your fictional crush. I need to know if others would be as absolutely petrified as I would be in this situation.

Alternatively, Cobra and I are now at the suspicion that our voice teacher is a (former) tumblr user.

HAPPY OCTOBER 31ST THE ONLY DAY U CAN REBLOG THIS

Its so me I love spooky Hawks <3

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE WEREN'T DONE AT EPISODE 12??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE A THIRTEENTH EPISODE TO SEASON 4????? I AM SO FUCKING BEHIND NOW YOU CANONT DO THIS FSHJDFK TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why was TKB drawn like this lol

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

Wally Darling is tumblr's future sexyman.

i dont make the rules.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

nah i don't fuck with ai generated fics because y'all don't sit there for weeks in front of your blank doc and cry like the rest of us