Maybe This Is Just Me Idk

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

everyone give it up for CLAUDE VON RIEGEN AKA THE BIRTHDAY BOY

stupid little redraw lol

That’s a very Goku thing for you to say Gohan

4Kids Kaiba had no shame

ICONIC

bumping so i can come back later!!! i have some satosugu x reader fics lying around somewhere in my ao3 account...

It's me again, looking for a fanfic that I loved and lost😭. It's a jujutsu kaisen ao3 fanfic this time, featuring gojo x reader x geto where they are like in a poly relationship. The oc is somewhat like a sister to sukuna and they go way back. I don't remember much because I lost the fic when it was not finished yet, but I really hope someone can help me find it😭

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"