Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

what if we got kidnapped together and made out in the boot of our captor's car 🥺

favorite thing is when a brat goes from “i hate you” to “i want your cum inside me” in the span of ten minutes

any trans girl born after 1993 can’t think… all they know is good puppy, charge her vibrator, bark, kiss her owner, eat kibble & whine

you punch nazis!

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I wrote a real shitty song about microplastics being found in every sperm sample recently. It doesn’t have a name yet, suggestions would be sick as fuck

read it as fast as you can to a kinda old punk tune, i cant think of any examples rn, like 70-80 shit.

microplastics in my balls

micro plastics in my balls

i know that it’s from licking walls

all the plastic in my balls

micro plastic in her head

from last night all in my bed

going down

I heard she said

“Its ok, we’ll all be dead!”

microplastics in her womb

microplastics in her womb

cause we fucked her with a broom

there’s microplastics in her womb

microplastics fetal boo

microplastics fetal boo

you just got here

kid your screwed

sorry we did this to you

micro plastics in your brain

you tell them

say “your insane

why do you hold such disdain?

Theres no plastic in your brain”

micro plastics in your balls

cause you wanted to lick some walls

micro plastics in your womb

why’d you fuck her with a broom?

micro plastics in your mouth

from drinking from your only spout

microplastics in the air

we aint safe

Nope, nowhere

fucking plastic in the air!

M I T S K I

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

lick that girls soft dick until she doesnt cum but had a good time! and she falls asleep! (she has trouble sleeping)

✨️ The feminine urge to beat an ignorant lady on the train ✨️