My Gf Was Like "how Come You Don't Cuddle Me Like This?" And I'm Taking That As A Personal Challenge

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

Help I tried this and lost a finger

Is your puppy being a little too bratty? Do you need to find a way to control that mutt without breaking a sweat?

Hook a finger behind its teeth! Really, that's all you need to do to get that runt back into place.

Sources? Uhhh me I'm the runt it works on woofwoofwoof

Manifesting 🙏

invisible hands

no one is safe

Trying realllllly hard to focus at work but I’m really just thinking about having my head shoved down into pillows and my back forced into an arched position as I’m railed into next week <3

I just wanna be a dumb dog whose job is to be used for others pleasure, yk?

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Went skating with my gf. First time in 15 years lol 😆

Estrogen saved my life I think