Get Yourself A Friend That Treats You Like This

very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Cuuuute ♥️

squirl doodl

How To With John Wilson (2020)

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

There's something so nice about going to my gf's to pick up a couple of things that I forgot and hearing her getting her ass beat and giggling. Like, "Oh, I'll just chill down here till I hear a break in the spanking and moaning, then go bother her with real life"

Me btw 😔

If only it were that simple 😕 it's more like watching the most powerful people in the world actively destroying the world while those who think they have a chance of becoming the most powerful tell us that their hands are tied but they're "just as upset as we are" while they take our money and give it to the first set of powerful people.

Just a reminder:

You are allowed to take space with your mobility aids

Your mobility aid is not ruining a nice outing

Your mobility aid is not ruining your outfit

You look amazing with your cane or your walker or whatever you're using

You look cute, and you are not less than for needing a mobility aid

You are not faking needing one and you are not being dramatic

It's okay that you need the mobility aid, and its no one's business, and they are not entilted to give their unwanted medical advice

You are strong, and I see you🩷