Made-of-hybris - El

straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]

gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]

(Slytherclaw stimboard for an anon! Slytherclaw is a combination of Ravenclaw and Slytherin House! Credit in captions, middle square by me, requests are open!)

Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.

my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead? 

There was no in-between for him.

[Insp.]

this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath

i was at a haunted hayride tonight and a guy dressed up as an undead cowboy approached me and got in my face and called me "prettyboy" and then he walked away to scare other ppl and then he came back looking for me and said "wheres my prettyboy" and then he found me and said "ah there he is" and got in my face again and i. was so high all night and that was so crazy. bro how are u going to get in my face and taunt me in a cowboy hat and call me prettyboy. how am i supposed to exist now.

cant believe we're in 2022 and we're STILL comparing trauma.

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

when anne carson said “what are we made of but hunger and rage?” and when anne carson said “i do not want to be a person. i want to be unbearable.” and when anne carson said “i am talking about evil. it blooms. it eats. it grins.” and when anne carson said “revenge is a form of desire.” and when anne carson said “to feel anything deranges you.” and when anne carson said “why does tragedy exist? because you are full of rage. why are you full of rage? because you are full of grief.” and when anne carson said