If You're Reading This...

Thank you for this ^

I’m still only 18 but I already feel like shit that I’ve never kissed anyone. I actually fear it now because I feel like everyone’s more experienced than me and why would they waste their time on a virgin? I’ve had the chance a couple of times but it never felt right.

There’s also the fact that everyone does things in a different order; I’ve already got to second base without reaching first.

My parents met at 16 and have only ever dated each other and that really fucks up a child’s perception. I literally grew up on the story of my dad physically getting into a fight over my mum, as if that’s some romantic ideal. Especially later being told by my mum that if I never say yes to someone (someone I’m not interested in) I’ll end up alone like my great aunt, or that I’ll develop a bad reputation for having too high standards (again, some 1950s bullshit that was pushed on her aunt).

So even when I’ve had the chance of a relationship I’ve turned them down because if I don’t have a crush on them then I don’t want to try it and risk a disaster.

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

“I KNOW!”

She’s finally snapping Y E S

Lemme save this for later *cries* if only I had more time in my life rn

Okay I’m on ep 9 of season 4 she ra and Hordak still thinks that entrapta is a traitor and he was like “out of all of the princesses, Entrapta has yet to face me” and honestly?? Holy SHIT someone write an au where Etrapta actually defected bc she realized she was actually hurting good people. And they actually meet in battle holy SHIT THATS SO ANGSTY I DONT EVEN LIKE ANGST BUT I REALLY want someone to hurt me with this.

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

Staying up until 4am to read incredible fanfiction seems like such a good idea at the time 😅

Reblog if yuri on ice saved your life

Genuinely one of the games that made my childhood (and I was a few years late to it).

I played the ranger series when I was like 10 in around 2012 and it seriously changed the course of my writing abilities so much!

Not to mention the fan fiction community was so active for years! The retellings of the game were so well thought out and amazing.

I loved Shadows of Almia so much I bought a second copy to replay as many times as I wanted (because I really cared about keeping that first play through file for some reason 😅). So I’ve played it about 6 times now...

Alright guys. Best video game ever made:

Pokémon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia (2008)

i get that its very amusing to you guys but when non-brits make fun of heavily accented british dialects and say they're impossible to understand or they sound funny or stupid its just like... why are you helping these elitist english pricks out? its historical fact that the upper class in the UK Deliberately cultivated a southern ""english"" accent amongst themselves that they decided denoted 'status' and have since called all other british accents 'unintelligable' in order to protect class boundaries. accent is Such a sensitive race and class related subject here - oftentimes your accent is Assumed to indicate if you're intelligent or not which is just Bullshit. its used to gatekeep jobs and housing and schools. so can you at least Try to stop making fun of british regional/working class accents and bully the posh english twats instead. we get enough shit at home without americans or whoever else on twitter joining in

tl;dr:

... did.. Kyle and Rogelio adopt a baby?

How old are they?? Are they old enough for this??

(In all seriousness I think they might be like 20; young but not t o o young)

(But omg)

(I have a friend who’s shipped this since the start) (it’s his favourite ship)

(Edit: Just noticed that the baby is Imp that’s adorable)