Some Of You Need To Read This

Thank you for this ^

I’m still only 18 but I already feel like shit that I’ve never kissed anyone. I actually fear it now because I feel like everyone’s more experienced than me and why would they waste their time on a virgin? I’ve had the chance a couple of times but it never felt right.

There’s also the fact that everyone does things in a different order; I’ve already got to second base without reaching first.

My parents met at 16 and have only ever dated each other and that really fucks up a child’s perception. I literally grew up on the story of my dad physically getting into a fight over my mum, as if that’s some romantic ideal. Especially later being told by my mum that if I never say yes to someone (someone I’m not interested in) I’ll end up alone like my great aunt, or that I’ll develop a bad reputation for having too high standards (again, some 1950s bullshit that was pushed on her aunt).

So even when I’ve had the chance of a relationship I’ve turned them down because if I don’t have a crush on them then I don’t want to try it and risk a disaster.

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

RWBY AU where Team RWBY are a rock band!

Seriously, this needs to be a thing. My friend really wants this to happen!

(If this is already a thing then please tell me!)

“I KNOW!”

She’s finally snapping Y E S

I’ve finally (pretty much) finished my She-Ra dress!

It’s taken me 3 weeks, partially because of personal reasons, but I’ve finally got it finished!!

It’s not perfect and there are some minor errors that are already bugging me but I’m proud of myself for making it a reality🙂.

(Forgive me for the no-makeup face, but I really didn’t have the energy yesterday and my skin was being kind to me for once, and it’s time I stopped feeling ashamed of my spots and what my face naturally looks like.)

To attach the cape I decided to use gold ribbon rather than sewing it on, as I wanted to have an amount of freedom as to getting the dress on.

I did make a few changes design wise, although most of them were for the logistics of wearability, since I’ve made it using cheaper materials, and because we’ve all come across that one cosplay that is NOT convention-safe or practical in its original form.

Hopefully I’ll be able to take nicer photos of it in a few days ☺️.

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

NO THE FUCK THEY DID NOT 🤣

stop.

if you are in the carry on fandom, please reblog this post.

i wanna see how big we are

I had a pretty severe experience with dermatophagia when I was 10-12. I used to strip my feet and used to end up really sore from my raw toes. I was terrified of others seeing the soles of my feet, but PE made it impossible and my fingers were only mildly better.

However, with willpower and time, I was able to stop! It took time and dedication but i managed it and today my feet are healthy! :) 

dermatophagia/dermatillomania needs to be recognised more

it is a real mental issue

we can not simply stop

it is often not a form of self harm, most don’t pick for the purpose of maiming themselves

it is an addiction

we should not feel the need to be embarrassed by our skin

Genuinely one of the games that made my childhood (and I was a few years late to it).

I played the ranger series when I was like 10 in around 2012 and it seriously changed the course of my writing abilities so much!

Not to mention the fan fiction community was so active for years! The retellings of the game were so well thought out and amazing.

I loved Shadows of Almia so much I bought a second copy to replay as many times as I wanted (because I really cared about keeping that first play through file for some reason 😅). So I’ve played it about 6 times now...

Alright guys. Best video game ever made:

Pokémon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia (2008)

So I was watching last night’s episode and I am a dumbass.

Like when she said, “What do you want?”

I heard:

Doctor: What do you want?

Master: Neil. Neil, or they all die.

And I was like, “who tf is Neil???”

And then she gOT ON HER FUCKING KNEES AND I REALISED-

Oh.

I am a dumbass.

Then this morning I found out I wasn’t the only one who heard that so yay we’re all dumbasses together 😂.

(It also means I’ve grown up though ‘cause like two years ago my mind would’ve immediately gone the dirty route but now... the Master trying to find some rando named Neil is surprisingly??? Wholesome???)