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tHIS HAS ME FEELING THINGS

"I Can't Remember"... I WASN'T PREPARED!!!!!

5SOS posts a new video…

IT’S A NEW SONG!!!!

Calum’s verse ;)

Michael… just Michael

"Bro, where’s ya shirt?" "Oh shit."

Accents!!!

So that happened…. thanks 5SOS :) 

tara so you watched the twitccam? tell us what happened, it didn't work for me i'm sad

I did! I’m still poking around for a video - there’s a bunch of vines, but no full one yet that I’ve seen. (And to another anon - it lasted like 10-20 minutes max).

Here’s what happened (a picture summary is here):

They spent a few minutes trying to remember what they used to do in previous twitcams.

Luke made a joke about Jack Barakat wanting his hair back (in reference to Calum’s blonde streaks).

Michael & Luke pretended to jack Calum off.

Ashton touched Michael’s nipples.

Luke attempted to walk around the hotel room with the laptop but stopped dead at the sight of Ashton spread on the hotel bed in an elf hat. 

Ashton beckoned Luke into the bed.

They tried to answer questions or something but Calum was wearing funny pants and distracted them.

Michael got hurt or something and started screaming and fell to the ground.

Ashton thought it was very hilarious.

Calum tea bagged Michael.

Michael punched Calum in the dick or something painful and Calum fell to the ground.

Luke tried to regain control again, Michael popped up and asked for everyone’s ASL and then the twitcam died.

when I’m on my period and order pizza

Calum singing boulevard of broken dreams is my religion

when the period cramps kick in.

Styles who gave you permission???? 😱😍

when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book 

I’m so sorry