NOOOOOOO

Guys 😭🙏 y'all, no one call me Beetlejuice or I'll cry and run to my pretty wife and tell on you 🤧 /j

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

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We put it on TOP of the fridge 😭😭😭

please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

Me when I’m an old, traumatized, recovering nicotine addict and my old, veteran wife & co-worker has to give me a fucking reality check 💔

🫵 he doesn't want to be the bee that protects the hive

As you wish...

This implies that Robby has two separate phones, one an apple, and another an android 🤨

(Or maybe it’s just not that deep…)

pitt dms part i dont know i cant count that high

So weird that JD Vance killed Pope Francis, guys. That wasn’t really cool 🫤

Satan, get out of the mirror maze

Holy moly there are a lot of gays in here

Guys just hear me out

Here it is if yall want it ❤️

These mfs who are freaking out over ships they don’t like instead of just not interacting could not have LIVED through the sans undertale discourse 😭🙏

Block the tags you don’t like and move on istg 🤧

That’s just kinda my two bits on it ig

thunderbolts fandom only existing for like... four days and already having so much absurd and annoying shipping discourse is just another side-effect of this enshittification of fandom that's been happening since *check notes* voltron and the pandemic imo.

but one of the most annoying recent fandom trends is forcing characters into this nuclear family dynamic and the way it's made shipping discourse unbearable. "alexei's the dad, bob yelena and ava are the big siblings and bob is the little brother," on paper, is a harmless headcanon. the problem is the weaponization of these family headcanons to fuel ship wars.

bob and yelena have a deep bond in thunderbolts. you can interpret it as a sibling dynamic. you can also interpret it as romantic or queerplatonic or literally whatever you want. the problem is the same people who call bob yelena's "little brother" are simultaneously saying that any romantic interpretation of their characters is "incestuous weirdo behavior."

like, can we not?

and while boblena is the ship that's taking the most heat right now, i've been seeing hostility towards any variation of any thunderbolts ships. john/ava, john/bob, bucky/alexei, bob/void (which, lmfao, is SUCH a typical ship to me that people getting up in arms about it just proves we've let too many normies into fandom spaces). even yelena/kate is catching strays right now. and it doesn't have to be this way.

again, can we not? just say you're not into any of the ships and move on with your life.

these are not siblings. these are grown adults who grew to care about each other after experiencing traumatic events. "found family" trope has gotten so out of control it genuinely makes fandom less fun.

Pack it up, Shawn Hatosy, I know it’s you 🤧

sometimes I read my own posts and giggle because I love these two old men