Goals

Americans and their cheques... lmao

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that pikachu sent me. I spun into the sky and went **ding** as I disappeared in the distance.

I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.

Oh my god

love this. reblogging for reference - if nothing else, I'm capable of writing a short campaign around the idea. 🦇🧛🧛‍♀️

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

ok I guess this blog of mine is swiftly becoming "neat and silly things I'd like on a t-shirt". Medjed!

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….

well that didnt last. Tried to make camp at the stilt and instead whacked the priest sharing its square. reloaded and now Sheba is stuck as a Jell. just something about multiple objects/creatures in the same space that i just cant get my head around in this game. I hit ctrl+direction instead of ctrl+space THEN the direction. fuck me i guess!

yoooo! I rolled Dromad Trader for Sheba! this run is gonna be sick. also, Trash Diviner is my new favourite skill. Never knew i wanted to RP a wise old trash-wizard til i had it.

(chronologically ordered from bottom to top) Finally found a worthy use for the Hand-E-Nuke I rolled from my starting quest - +1000 reputation with the Mechanimists in a single artifact offering. Live and drink, Eschelstadt II, your Forcefield + Disintegrate combo is a sight to behold. However, like all companions in this game thusfar, he's almost more trouble than he's worth. I'll take waiting for his fields to drop over the execution-style friendly fire you get from anyone you give a gun. I love how he belts out his sermon wherever we are, and am sure it will not grow tiresome.