I Think I’ve Read Every Lamia Fic In The World Twice. I Need More. I Need It Like I Need Water. Scratch

Uther: You gave my wife’s sigil to a servant?!

Arthur: Ah, but he’s my favourite servant :D

Arthur: *going through the kingdoms records* we met a few days before you became my servant didn’t we?

Merlin: Yeah? Why do you ask?

Arthur: We met each other 1,706 days ago

Merlin: 1,706 days of hell

This girls are gossiping

Merlin: Why do knights feel the need to clobber each other in melees and tournaments?

Arthur: So they can prove themselves worthy

Lancelot: To show their courage

Leon: It’s a test a bravery

Gwaine: Consider it another form of natural selection

I love the headcannon that Gwaine knew about Merlin’s magic, and without question, kept it a secret.

Gwaine probably saw Merlin use his magic during a fight with bandits (saving everyone in the process) and looked at him for two seconds like ‘I fuckin knew it’

Never talked to Merlin about it, never told a soul. If anyone ever caught on that Merlin had magic he would steer them in the complete opposite direction.

I mean, Merlin never told anyone that he was of noble blood, so it’s only fair obviously.

I’m sorry but let’s just take a moment to appreciate HIM

Arthur: You are the bane of my existence

Merlin: I will leave right now and never come back, say hi to George for me

Arthur: and the object of all my desires

Merlin: wh- I- you- fuck, I’ll stay

Imagine this

Arthur and Merlin get cursed by a sorcerer/sorceress to feel pain when they get too close to each other. The opposite of the forced proximity trope.

When they finally figure out how the curse works, they don’t seem that worried about it. Arthur jokes about how Merlin was annoying him recently and Merlin mentions getting some time off for once.

However, it’s so hard for them to stay away from each other. They keep accidentally getting too close to one another. It gets so bad that they have to be dragged to Gauis by some knights that found them passed out in the hallway.

Arthur and Merlin are more bothered by the curse than they would care to admit. They make a silent promise that they won’t leave the other alone for at least a week when it’s done.

as always, send me any fics that are like this

At the Lake of Avalon

Kilgarrah: What are you going to do young warlock?

Merlin: …

Merlin: I might just wait here for a little bit

Merlin: Let time pass

I thinks it’s gotten to the point that I can’t tell canon from fanon anymore. It’s all starting to blend together and I don’t know what’s real.