You Wouldn't Like Me Alive: Chapter 9 Is Available To Read!

Chipmunk Mentality,,,

I will forever be smiling abt this one folks xD

Delirious talking with Toonz: ...and that’s when I last heard from him...so I guess he’s fine!

Cartoonz: ...

Cartoonz: WHAT?!

How people assume Vanoss acts as ‘leader’: I am a strong, thoughtful leader, and I am able to keep everything under control.

How Vanoss actually is: I’m just some fuck who knows fuck all about anything but I have the ability of dumb luck to make it work. Will shooting fireworks down the barrel of a tank work? I don’t know but we’re going to find out.

"tbh we might have clowned on [aros & aces] a lil too harshly" bigotry. the term you're looking for is bigotry. denying communities their vocabulary and ability to safely exist because you think you're the personal arbiter of which identities are "valid" is bigotry. minimizing and infantilizing and harassing entire groups of people based on their orientation is bigotry. aphobia isn't some forgettable phase of being cringe as a teenager, it's bigotry that inflicted long term damage to these communities.

Guys @magickizu and I made Steve's baseball bat for Her Cosplay :D

It's a replica made of foam, modeling clay and magnets

The phandom as the night winds down

Some time after first contact, humans discover alien video games. The aliens are mortified because many of their games feature humans as villains, but for some bizarre reason the humans are flattered.

Is it just me, or is there something completely deranged about finding a fic so good it fundamentally alters your brain chemistry, only to realize it has spawned an entire fandom multiverse of inspired works?

And then those fics have their own inspo chains, and suddenly there are thirty variations of the same concept, spiraling outward like some kind of chaotic, beautifully unhinged literary hydra, and now I’m just sitting here at 3 AM, eyes bloodshot, vibrating with indecision because where do I even start?

Do I go in order of influence like some kind of academic scholar? Do I pick at random and hope for the best? Do I chase the one that promises the most emotional devastation because apparently, I don’t value my own well-being?

Or do I just sit here, staring at my screen, paralyzed, because every time I try to choose, I remember there are more of them, and they keep multiplying? And let’s not even talk about the comments section, where people are linking even more fics in an ever-expanding rabbit hole of shared brainrot.

And the worst (best?) part? I know I’m not going to stop. I can’t stop. Who needs sleep when I could be reading just one more fic that’s technically the same idea I’ve already read twenty times but slightly different? My body is running on pure hyperfixation and maybe half a cup of cold coffee I forgot about six hours ago. I am too deep in this, and I don’t even want to leave.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

SO WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE TOWN AND YOU'RE PLAYIN WITH YOUR LITTLE BOAT JUST HEAR ME SAY "HEY" AND JUST GO ON!!

(^supposed to be the first vers^)

@hugepennywisetrash you asked for it