Go Piss Girl

Roberto Cuoghi

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

Mary Sues have been and are still used to insult any character that isn’t male, hopeless, cynical, rude and pessimistic. Nine times out of ten, a “Mary Sue” is just a female character written with no shame, no harm, and all the love for writing. Shaving off everything that makes a “cringe” character just means removing originality and making them more bland.

Write that Mary Sue. Be as cringe as you could possibly be. Write bad, write horrible, write what makes you happy, make what you envisioned with no compromise and enjoy the process no matter what anyone says ^^

I love you rainbow hair I love you red eyes I love you heterochromia I love you eye scars I love you demon/angel hybrids I love you “cringey” OC’s I love you Mary Sues I love you self-inserts I love you wings and tails and horns and sharp teeth I love you people who just want to create and make stuff that makes them happy

I had an interesting night last night

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

No, I’m not normal about anything, ever

A birdie told me you should go drink water. Stay hydrated smh.

I’m being harassed into staying hydrated by anonymous birds