Magpie-black-and-white - Hi, I’m A Magpie

The culmination of ~16 hours of work

A birdie told me you should go drink water. Stay hydrated smh.

I’m being harassed into staying hydrated by anonymous birds

Underrated line

new one

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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“This modern art sucks, I could do that”

“Yea but you didn’t lmao”

Congrats, you missed the fucking point.

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

What is your favourite creature from the watcher?

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???