WHEN ON PERIOD:

I need to know your most deranged opinion on cereal. This is scientifically relevant

I ate too much cereal as a child and now I‘m ace

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

I’m not girl. Can I still hang

I'm girl

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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That one tweet that’s like “oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character” but in the absolutely most positive sense u can imagine, with rainbows and dolphins in the sky etc.

The culmination of ~16 hours of work

Men be like “women watch out we’ll replace you with sex robots” like it’s 1. a threat and 2. hole havers haven’t done that since the first vibrator was invented

i would look so hot half dead on a floor

Defeated (AVA, ep 10)

chat, i cooked