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Ketterdam Nights

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

Ionomycin

Icarus wasn’t an idiot, you know.

The rules were explained to him very clearly. He knew where he could and could not go, what heights were forbidden to him, the destination his father Daedalus had crafted for them to make their great escape. Freedom, of a sort. Icarus heard all of this from his father and accepted the conditions.

And Icarus fell.

Tragedy

noun [C or U] /ˈtrædʒ.ə.di/

A story affected by gravity.

It only goes down. It falls. Tragedies have weight to them, characters throw themselves at the sky with wax wings and they drip from their backs and one too many hours pulls their trajectories to the same place, every time. They are inevitable. Characters in a tragedy are objects of pity. Don’t pity us.

Icarus wasn’t an idiot.

He wanted freedom. Real, true freedom, the kind of which is so intoxicating when tasted for the first time that it is worth it even if you are falling for the rest of your life. Not the suffocating half-measure of his father. No machinations. No “what’s best for you”’s. Icarus chose to reach out his hand to Helios and hold it while plummeting into Poseidon’s cool embrace. To live free, like the gods, if only for 10,000 feet.

Icarus wasn’t an idiot, you know.

Icarus got exactly what he wanted.

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

Scientific inquiry: What is your most deranged opinion on cereal

uhhh so there was a period of my life where I didn't like dairy milk or the available plant milks (soy, almond, etc) but I did still like cereal so for several years I just ate it dry. like a full bowl of honey bunches of oats with nothing else in it.

now there's oat milk, thankfully.

Nothing like a hyperfixation that makes you wish it wasn’t your own work so you could have more of it without having to work on it yourself

ur in her dms im decomposing in her chest freezer that blew its fuse three weeks ago n she didnt notice

Imagine not being awake to experience the wonders of the morning. Yes I tend to get eepy around 11 fight me. I’m comfy in my jammies and under the motherfucking sheets. Straight up snoozing. Do something about it

Being a night owl in a friend group of early sleepers (be it naturally or because of work schedules) really sucks, but it’s also fun in a way. It sucks because I‘m alone and don’t have anyone to yap to but it’s also fun because I can spam them with dumb thoughts, memes, art, and so on without them being able to complain about it >:3c