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Happy new year my dearest compatriots. I am assured that you hear our nation's dearest anthem out your back doors followed by the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN VIA FIREWORK WHILST YOU ATTEMP TO SLEEP, and I wish thee well.

secret santa art for @majorstumbles!! charon is so fun to draw. i was obsessed with the mental image of him and wyll doing each others' braids. i love a character bonding exercise. what are they talking about? you decide :>

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Mary and Son

I really liked Mouthwashing’s whole story arc between Anya and Curly with the whole [redacted] debacle, so I decided to take a piece from my childhood religion and doodle a little thing with them!

Reference under the cut!

Merry Chrysler, this is the onceler,

This is much thoughtfuller, but I got you a Christmas murderer

A lil mouthwashing thing

Warning: Jim "Hate Crimes" my is here

Mouthwashing quotes, transcribed by my friend!

“i dont like jimmy because of his goatee”

“people in general should not be taking curlys meds” (before first time curly got drugged)

*during second feeding* “jimster, what are you doing? oh that sounds violent-“

“jimster what did you do??!” *While swansea is threatening jimblo, 6 hr before judgement*

“daisuke better not die ISTG” *8 hours before judgement*

“this is why you dont get invited to bday parties JAROLD” (OP edit: was meant to be Gerald, referring to the horse demon, but this is somehow funnier)

“oh hes right above me, isnt he?” *fetus horse mission*

+ “will you leave me alone if i invite you to the bday party?”

“MLP infection AU vibes” + “I dont like how it stares into my eyes” (i cant imagine what jimmy was seeing lmao, ‘oh gawd my spawn’)

“yk the monster kinda looks like a fetus” (i wonder)

“OH. ANYA’S PREGGERS. oh, jimblo did something..”

*at THAT part, reveal part*

“JIMSTER. WHAT DID YOU DO.” *approaching cockpit where jimmy is, about to crash the ship lmao*

“I swear if that horse demon comes back-“

“curly looks so pregnant from over here-“ *the wheel part*

“I dont want to experience anymore :(“

(when asked “how are you feeling” after the game ended vvv)

*pain sounds*”im going to go into developer mode and shoot jimmy”

@marsmartens, my dear friend, whomst I was on call with and FAILED TO WARN ME NOT TO PLAY THIS BEFORE BED, lovingly transcribed my pain 🥰🥰🥰

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

"I don't mind helping. I mind being controlled."

__ Ares

Coming soon to AO3!

Art by @deannamb

The Doctor & Donna land the TARDIS in Baldur's Gate, excited to do their usual sightseeing

What could possibly go wrong?

Poster to my up & coming Baldur's Gate 3/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in the new year!

I’ve shared this bit of advice before, but it’s worth sharing again.

I am almost 8 years on HRT and before I even started taking estrogen, spiro, or progesterone, my doctor looked me in the eyes and asked a very important question…

She asked: “Do you want big boobs?”

I said yes, I wanted something that matched my frame.

She immediately told me: “Then do not go on a diet, maintain your fat, because your body will be using that and whatever you’re eating to build up your breasts and other features.”

And bless her because I’m rocking an H Cup these days.

So my trans girlies who are just starting out, I offer that bit of advice to you as well.

I needed to draw this headcannon about my favorite joke from the entire franchise.

Also, I want to see little Shadow and Maria just being little gremlin children.

bonus

Today's Republican Christians would accuse migrant Jesus of eating pets and taunt his single mother with 'your body, my choice'.

They would wear 'I can't breathe' shirts to the crucifixion.

#SundaySermon

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

Logan: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

Scott: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!

*Later*

Scott, texting Logan: hopital

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

its the no notes ghoast

Bunker’s hot again

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

real quick i gotta post this footage of @meanbossart’s cat jarboe aka big floppa & her obsessive and unrelenting demand for bongos

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

for a man who CAN lift his 6’4 ripped, muscular, brother-in-law and 6’0, lumberjack husband up with two fingers castiel certainly does NOT do it enough. me personally, anytime they pissed me off i would put them in “air jail” like one does to puppies.

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

Oh dear, here we go! I’ll share playlists that I’ve made and were made for me 🥰

Go ham!

@icarusredwings @bluegiragi @meanbossart ig- sorry yall 😅

let's start a game! see which name of your music playlists people like the best...

tags... @poetsinnyc @xxcherryberriezxx @yourfavvgal @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @anhonest-puck @pingunaa @lesbicosmos @snek-of-eden @beetheyapper @froginthestars @noctilucaa @please-hear-me-out @star-laboratory @nicoandthepoets /nf +anyone who wants to join!!

if you're worried about the new ToS for AO3, please remember that you are primed to distrust because of the way politics are intertwining with the internet right now. remember to look into definitions yourself, fact check, and look through the logic lense before jumping to conclusions.

AFAIK right now, the update clarifies terms that have already existed. it's not changing as much as it is clarity-rewriting. i'm still looking through the legalese (law student, i'm learning as I go) and I will be checking in again later, but don't despair.

however, don't get lax. download fics, connect with the authors, build out your communities. comment and bookmark and save, and please don't stop writing.