Why Is It Every Time I'm Into Someone They Turn Out To Not Be Christian. Was One Of The Ten Commandments

"hi welcome to mcdonald's what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes something out of my pocket*

"captain what do I do?"

"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

"uh yes please the meal would be great"

The existence of this autographed Star poster is really funny to me because either A: Jäger is popular enough to be a micro celebrity who has people asking for autographs or B: Jäger is so full of herself she signs everything like she is famous but no one cares except her

SIGNALIS SECRET SANTA FOR @star-object !!!

the alicorn would sink your stupid eminent domain like its a paper boat out in a storm btw

If the Federation Navy couldn't sink us I doubt that over glorified metal tube will

Please just let jecki and Osha bully yord a little. As a treat.

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

i honest to god dont remember drawing this

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.

Ace Combat jpeg dog is always in my heart