Walked In On My Dad Watching A Video On YouTube By Some Channel Named SIGMA MALE And It Is Just An Animated

Subaru Mprega

This is the type of shit I'd say if I became a vampire. I'd toss around subtle hints until people figure it out.

I recently became a vampire, and I’m so ashamed. 

I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.

The existence of this autographed Star poster is really funny to me because either A: Jäger is popular enough to be a micro celebrity who has people asking for autographs or B: Jäger is so full of herself she signs everything like she is famous but no one cares except her

It came to me in a dream

"hi welcome to mcdonald's what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes something out of my pocket*

"captain what do I do?"

"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

"uh yes please the meal would be great"

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

SIGNALIS SECRET SANTA FOR @star-object !!!

Incredibly fucked up that Treyarch didn't even let Bell nut in Adler at LEAST once.