Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

This is my first post and I decided to draw myself. I draw my self small like a doll cuz I’m short irl😭😭 but here I go.

I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

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Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......

WHY???????

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up

then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’

ah yes, that famed american holiday

Superb Owl Sunday

It's perfectly OK to go into a park and just sit there and hang out. It's good for you!

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Last time I encountered a beetle, it flew away. I think that's an omen of some kind.