Hello, Is This The Void? I Have A Screaming Appointment

re eridani nila Kuli:e, ke Kulie:e nila se Kani, ke Kuli:e nila Kani

doe nila re eredani se Kani

i am the luckiest because i have u

The male fantasy is protecting the ones you love by channeling your anger into Glowy Eye Powers™️

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 (2004)

ㅡ dir. Hayao Miyazaki 宮崎 駿

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

"I do not believe this darkness will endure."

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

there is a method to my madness. however. there is also a madness to my method.