Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.
Safe Space forever and ever
This helps so much-
You know what I don’t get? When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters. It’s like? You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it? Bruh. I have already named my firstborn after you. Dude.
television history
So I've just seen McDonald's stuff complaining that McDonald's had to pay 800,000 in damages cause a kid dropped a chicken nugget on her leg.
The little eight year old girl got 2nd degree burns.
This exact type of thing happened before! There is a well-known story used as "people will sue over anything!" type propaganda where a woman sued McDonald's over hot coffee.
That woman had been forced to get skin grafts over how hot the coffee was, and there were a multitude of other people who got hurt from the outrageously hot coffee McDonald's had been serving at the time.
COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!
I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.
A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
The parallels between Quackity, Dream, and Sam is really amazing. Their characters are all amazing different takes on what villains are and really show how differently people can perceive themselves.
Dream knows he's a bad guy who has done bad things and doesn't necessarily deny this fact.
Quackity knows he's done bad things, but still believes he is ultimately a good person.
Sam believes that his reason for doing bad things cancels them out and makes them good, and that he is a good person.
All of them are undeniable villians in the smp (whether that be redeemable/moral grey villians is up to interpretation), but not all of them see it that way.
Idk, just find it interesting
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch