Waiting To Get In The Door! #ridiculousness #schoolstartsnow #needasnackforallthisline (at Fallon Park

My boss loves me! #spinachartichokedip #bakedrigatoni #yumyum #fatkidsdelight (at Troutville, VA)

Love this man!!! #mcm #theone #sappymonday #couldntbehappier

Daddy's little boy #puppypower #solowspoilded #puhpow #mansbestfriend (at Jacobson House)

New hair!

Spectacular dinner! #mymanisbetterthanyours #spoiled #outdidhimself #lovethehellouttayou #loveyouevenmoremore

2 beautiful ladies! #girlsgettingbig #almostgrown #cantwaittohavemyhouseback (at Fallon Park Elementary)

3 <3 <3

Demolition time baby! !!! #dishwasher #pieintheskybaby #minituckeratwork #soexcited

Well. Would you look at that? ??? Haven't seen one oh those since '09! Wasn't sure dead beat dads still did that or not! #paydaybaby #dontspenditallinoneplace #instagramthehellouttathis #wellillbedamned #brokebitchallexcitednow

Somebody is mad! #sopissediputitinnote #badservice #30minwait #instagramthehellouttathis #neverbeensodisappointed #luckyileftyouatip #soupwasmediocrebuthewouldntwritethat #hashtag (at Cheddars Casual Café)