I’d Let Him Top Me Fr 🤞😜

AAAAAAAHHHHH, I’M GETTING THE GUY!!!

What better way to spend my dogsitting money than to get the big dog himself! And his little buddy in the form of a pin!

I wish I started dogsitting when Wally came out, I was too broke to buy him 😭😭😭

Maybe someday I’ll be able to get him!

OnlyMando AU - Ch. 1

Hey! This is just more branching off of my last main post, and was actually suggested by @cutemercutio !

Warning: this will talk about sexually related topics, even in a comical sort of way. If that makes you uncomfortable, then you can just scroll on by and read my first post or something else! I’m not the boss of you lol

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Fennec stops in her tracks at Boba’s rude comment, but her eyes dart over to the website on his computer and she dashes over, pushing Boba away to see.

Fennec: OnlyMands? What the hell is that?

Boba: It’s nothing! Now get out! Don’t you have some people to kill or something?

Fennec: I’m actually taking a vacation. What is this? Why is his shoulder piece on the ground?

Boba was blushing harder than before, embarrassed at the site he is using, but Fennec seems clueless.

Boba: It’s a, uh. It’s a site for…you know…adult stuff.

Fennec raises her brows in disappointment and gestures to the screen.

Fennec: This is what gets you off? That’s so vanilla.

Boba: For Mandalorians this is pretty extreme.

Fennec: I thought you weren’t a Mandalorian?

Boba fidgets.

Boba: Well, I’m not, but I do like a guy in a suit.

Fennec (sarcastically): Don’t we all.

Fennec looks around the room and grabs some spotchka on the shelf and a small laser gun.

Fennec: There you are!

She turns around to look at Boba, standing there awkwardly, trying to side eye the paused video on the site.

Fennec: Well, do you wanna come with me on this vacation or do you wanna stay here and jerk it.

Boba blushes hard and gives a disapproving glare as Fennec smirks back. He then sighs and clicks out of the computer.

Boba: I guess a vacation wouldn’t be too bad.

Fennec: Good. Now pack your stuff! We’re leaving in a bit!

Fennec leaves the room, but quickly leans her head back in.

Fennec: Oh, and Boba.

Boba: What.

Fennec: Make sure to wash your hands.

Fennec leaves the room chuckling as Boba sighs.

CUT TO:

The hot sun broils on, as the mounds of sand develop the landscape. The only thing keeping Boba and Fennec safe from these conditions are the helmets and the speeder creating a cool wind.

Boba presses on the side of his helmet.

Boba: How long till we get there?

Fennec: It’s gonna be a little while till we make it-

A huge crash can be heard from the speeder as Fennec is thrown overboard. The speeder spins violently out of control and plants into the ground, exploding into a bunch of little pieces.

Boba instantly grips the brakes and tries to shield himself from any debris as Fennec stabilizes and guards herself.

The noise echoes and fades away, and they both look at each other in annoyance.

Fennec: This’ll take some money off of our vacation budget won’t it?

Boba: I knew our last mechanic was a cheap bastard.

Boba shook his head.

Boba: We’ll have to find someone nearby to check this one. Don’t want to walk all the way. You hop onto my speeder and we’ll drive over to the next town.

Fennec: There’s one close by. I’ll drive us over.

Fennec hops in the front and they speed off.

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Peli: Take that! Look at those cards! Pair of queens! Earth poker is a lot of fun!

Peli Motto slams down her cards, revealing the cards and the pair of Queens. She grins ear to ear at the person in front of her, Din Djarin.

Din then softly places down his hand, which shows a pair of Kings.

Peli: That’s no fair! Why is the man more powerful than the woman!

Din, pushing the credits he won back his way: Earth has some…interesting ideas about genders don’t they?

Peli: You’re damn right!

Peli looks down at her time counter and groaned.

Peli: Oh man, I have to get back to my shop soon.

Din: Why don’t you let the droids run the shop for the day?

Peli: are you kidding? The droids would destroy the place!

Fennec: Speaking of destroyed.

Peli and Din look over to see a woman with black hair in a braid and a black speeder suit, muscular and a powerful presenting woman, with a bag of credits in her hand.

Peli: Who are you? How did you find me?

Fennec: just asked the bartender. Name’s Fennec. Me and my friend were using our speeders, and mine broke into a million pieces because of our last shit mechanic. So I hope you can do better.

Peli: I know I can do better, but I can’t fix something that is broken into pieces like that.

Fennec: Of course. We just want you to check up and fix the one we’re using while we reschedule our trip and settle some business. Is this enough?

Fennec sets down the heavy bag of credits, which spills out onto the table. Peli laughs as she grabs the bag.

Peli: See, I may have lost at poker, but I’ve won the war!

Peli turns to Fennec.

Peli: This…this will probably work.

Fennec smirks. Then turns to Din.

Fennec: Hey, haven’t I seen you before?

Din, flustered: …No.

Fennec realizes that Din does not want to talk about his occupation. She thinks of a new idea.

Fennec: I think it’s because of the armor. It’s similar to my friends. Boba! Come here!

Din: I’ve never seen another mandalorian on Tatooine.

Fennec: His father was one of those, uh, ‘foundlings’ I think they’re called. But he isn’t part of the actual mandalorian group. He does have impeccable Mando’a.

Boba walks up, with two full mugs of spotchka.

Boba: Here, have some. Now what did you need me for-

Boba quickly spots him.

Boba POV

Din. Din Djarin. The one I’ve been watching and lusting after on OnlyMands. He’s here and I am a sweaty messy smelly wreck.

Din looks back and quickly realizes who it is.

Din POV

Holy shit. This was the guy who’s been sponsoring and supporting me on OnlyMands ever since I popped up. He’s actually hot, and I look like a meek mess of a man.

One thought both crossed their minds, however.

This is either gonna go amazingly well, or I’m fucked.

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Aaaaand there you have it! Chapter 1!

I realize this one is rough and I apologize, but I haven’t made fanfics since middle school, and I don’t believe I’ve ever really made an au except for like once in 6th grade AJNSNDNNSNSNDNDND.

I hope you enjoy and want to read more!

¨AM I A BUCKET?…¨

thanks for everyone who wanted a continuation of this joke and thanks to @ilovetheajolotes for letting me use their commission in order to continue the joke XDDD

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST 

I sketched Miles Morales for the first time ever on my road trip!!! Sorry I only had a notebook and a mechanical pencil. Also if you have any tips on drawing and shading darker skin then please comment them!

Hope y’all have a good day!

I made an “The Amazing Digital Circus” oc!!! Her name is Cosmo! (She/her pronounce)

I made her with influence of Marble Blast/Marble Blast Gold, an old marble parkour computer game that me and my brother loved to play when we were super young! When I think of the aesthetic of The Amazing Digital Circus I think of Marble Blast!

She doesn’t have a mouth and can only really speak in a small whisper, because I’m her past life she was often talked over or ignored to the point where she stayed silent around others

She cares for everyone and listens to their problems (God knows Caine or Bubble certainly don’t lol) but she’s mostly besties with Gangle and Ragatha! Sometimes Kinger too but he doesn’t come out of his fort much

Fun fact! Her brain is in her ass! Literally! Her head is clear so it’s for the brain’s own protection! Also her head can detach and roll and jump around like a marble!

I can add more info in later posts if people like her and want to know more! But at this point I feel like I’m rambling lol. Also I just made her last night so she’s not the most fleshed out character but I love her! And I hope y’all do too!

daily clicks for palestine

donate to feed refugees in rafah

spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families

fundraiser for esims for gaza

orgs to donate to

Sally: My Dear, Juliet. Would you give me the honor of a dance?

Julie: Anything for you, Starlight

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHHHHHHHHH

Also poppy is so darn hard to draw. She so beautiful tho so I had to include her in some sort of awkward way lol

an assortment of unnecessarily detailed shitposts

I’m gonna post the aftermath of the vet clinic tomorrow but I’m also gonna post some Julie! I’m even gonna try drawing a full body of sally and Poppy which I’ve never done before so wish me luck! Haha!

(This was also the first time I drew howdy so sorry that he looks weird)

It hasn’t even been a day since my last post but I had this in my head and I needed the world to see!

Transcript!

Page 1:

Barnaby: Thanks for taking me out for a hot dog, little buddy!

Wally: Of course. You always treat me, I’m just repaying the favor

Page 2:

(Ding Ding!)

Barnaby: Howdy, Howdy! Me and my little buddy will have the usual!

Page 3:

Frank: Ahem…

Page 4:

Sign: Frank’s (and Eddie’s!) Pop Up VET CLINIC

Page 5:

Wally: (click)

(Bonus page underneath!)

Frank: Mr. Dear, have you seen Howdy?

Eddie: Why, no, actually

Frank: Weird, he left his hat lying on the floor…

Would barnaby be the type of person to put ketchup on his steak? I just feel like he would do that and frank would be next to him appalled

You’re so right and I really like that. An equally and probably already-happened  scenario would be Frank making him a savory gelatin strangely molded to perfection. And Barnaby adds ketchup to the top of it. Frank just stares.