"it's All In Your Head" Correct! Unfortunately I Am Also In There

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

man, i love fictional wife guys

did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes

wails and throws up

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.