Luigi Mangione Being Taken To New York //Christ Taken At The Garden Of Gethsemane

I don’t know if I’m alone in this but does anyone else know that one person who thinks your their best friend but you don’t know them at all yea I think I just live in hell

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Nuts

everyone say thank you greta

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

bro can i add you as a friend on toys?

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

why is that slimegirl skinny? make her fat. give her more goo to work with