A Crying Pearl

I adore talking to myself when I’m alone because I find myself to be a comedian, but sometimes I wish I was like… in the Truman show or was secretly being recorded like a show and people would make videos or like… Gacha reacts to some of the stuff I say. Clowning around in the creators brain. I am my own fool in the kings court,

Lambert when the follower they were talking to suddenly gets scared and they haven't checked on Narinder in a while

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

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Hey rhere pal

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

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