So My Dash Did A Thing...

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Hey there

“Well, Krabs, you know what today is?”

“Sorry about this calendar…”

“March 14th!”

“WAIT! That’s not right…”

“It SHOULD say…”

“The Day that Krabs Fries!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

me when i lamb

Pov narinder after stealing the lamb doll

Based off of @bamsara’s fic Rehabilitation of death!!!

manifesting

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

Me: oh no another fanfic with the same plot like the last one!

What I mean: give me more. I need more. I do not care I know the plot. Becuse I know what the plot is I need this. Again. And again. This is my life now. A part of me. Give. Me. More.

please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting