Little Miss Gets Wet Because I Tell Her How Beautiful She Is, How Pretty She Looks, How Cute She Acts,

little miss gets wet because I tell her how beautiful she is, how pretty she looks, how cute she acts, how much I love her giggle, buys her coffee, chokes her when he kisses her, makes her favorite snack after rearranging her guts, holds her tight, lets her feel vulnerable, makes her feel safe in his arms, leaves her love notes on the bathroom mirror, defends her honor, braids her hair, holds her hand, listens but doesn't understand so has to ask questions...

anyways, what?