His Ass Finally Got Fired (and Rehired)

absolutely obsessed with early jongdook bc yjh is really trying to do the whole brooding protagonist thing “nobody understands what i’m going through and i have the burden of saving the world etc etc)” and then this guy (clown) bursts on to the scene, calls you a bitch to your face, tells you he can predict the future and basically turns your world upside down while stealing your name and he’s just like ???? ???? ???? and then it turns out the guy is even more messed up than you the tortured protagonist and he’s like damn it you bastard you can’t die i’m attached now you have changed me irreparably

laaate but happy birthday crys! ⭐

shuake verneider

secretive plotter asks the awesome question what if you were born with a hole inside of you and you knew it was there and you did not know how to fill it so you spend lifetimes chasing the one thing that might give you just a hint of a clue of why you were made like this. and you do all of that waiting just to be told you are still too early. so you wait some more. you wait eons, alone, drifting through an endless void until finally you find - something. something that you think might just be what you were made for. but he's not for you. so you get to see the being you were made for curl up inside someone else when you know you could hold them too. and then you have to live with that!

A birdie on his shoulder told him that he owes him his first life.

Been rereading the httyd books lately

Truce

There's nothing you or I can do

so let the stars fall

'Cause from up here the sky's my thoughts

and we're all so small

my friend had a vision.

I sometimes think about how kdj mentioning a total of ONE times that he dosent love tomatoes, while under threats by kkomas to SAY SOMETHING about his likes and dislikes about food is so zeroed in on that every peice of fan media has snowballed the details into KDJ ABSOLUTELY ABHORRING TOMATOES , like a fan content with him not hating tomatoes does not exist , LIKE we're so starved of mundane details of that bastards life that the one normal thing about him is widespread like airborne virus in all prices of fan media