I Love High Contrast Photos Of Fruit Floating Threateningly In The Night

magic mountain, any similarities to any past mountains is purely coincidental

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

i think post-epilogue when kim dokja now has to for the first time in years exist without the fourth wall and for the first time in well over a decade has to move through life without the metaphorical fourth wall of twsa he has a lot of trouble regulating his emotions. han sooyoung makes a stupid joke and he starts laughing until he can't breathe. the kids buy him worlds best dad mugs and he bursts into tears and can't stop. he reads a book with a stupid ending and has to go for a walk around the neighbourhood so he doesn't punch a wall. stuff like that as kim dokja relearns how to experience the world firsthand

I sometimes think about how kdj mentioning a total of ONE times that he dosent love tomatoes, while under threats by kkomas to SAY SOMETHING about his likes and dislikes about food is so zeroed in on that every peice of fan media has snowballed the details into KDJ ABSOLUTELY ABHORRING TOMATOES , like a fan content with him not hating tomatoes does not exist , LIKE we're so starved of mundane details of that bastards life that the one normal thing about him is widespread like airborne virus in all prices of fan media

The Holy Trinity

Alberu when Cale told him yet another batshit insane plan but it's beneficial for the kingdom:

han sooyoung (13 years old) (asshole): oh my god why do you keep harrassing me about this dumb plagarism shit like kys weirdo

han sooyoung (1863rd version) (watching her younger self suicide bait the person shes writing twsa for just so he won't do specifically that):

Save my life When I’m too far gone Be my savior And don’t let go ©

These two are hilarious if you get past the horror

Rating korean webnovels' protagonists' reaction to meeting another version of themselves for the first time

Kim Roksu: 10/10, very polite and helpful, worked to save his other self's world while also being thoughtful not to mess up his life and personal connections Kim Dokja: 0/10 tried to stab himself Han Yoojin: 0/10 tried to stab himself