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my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

The second she was born I had to be a good mother, because otherwise she would turn into a serial killer, and no mother wants that for her child. After all, killing is my job.

my friend is doing her math and I heard her whisper "why are there letters"

can we talk about the fact that Sherlock puts eyeballs in the microwave and calls it "an experiment"

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.

And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.

hey

guess what

you’re so close to surviving 2018

you can make it

i’m so proud that you’re still here

keep going buddy

i love you

Things you should not comment on:

someone’s weight

someone’s scars

how much or how little they eat

what type of food they eat

the validity of a POCs experience with racism.

the validity of someones (experience with) grief

the validity of someones (experience with) mental illness

whether they’re sure about their gender/sexuality/orientation

*These things? Are none of your business. If they want to disclose something to you they will, you do not need to pry.

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information