If I’m Ever Brutally Murdered And Everyone Feels Like They Need To Do Something Productive In My Memory,

my dog Lois!!!

Harry Potter

Hamilton

Heathers

21 Chump st

Mean girls- Ariana Grande

I don’t wanna be that type of person but…

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Be More Chill

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Heathers

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Mean Girls

Matilda

Dan and Phil

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Star vs the forces of evil

Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Twenty Øne Piløts

Ariana Grande

Poppy

AURORA

Half●Alive

Undertale

I wanna follow new people (👉￣▽￣)👉

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

Stop going until we figure it out

credit to @iamhomeless.iamgay on insta

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

“So let me get this straight, you hijacked this ship, killed over 600 people, became ruler of the alien race, and now you’re sitting here in space prison because someone framed you for a murder that you didn't commit?”

The cruelty of racist white men.