"me And The Bad Bitch I Pulled By Being Autistic" But Its Saiki In Literally Any Pairing

god i HATEEE HATEEEE HATEEEEE saiki x ANY character ship. like any and all saiki kusuo ship. LET HIM BE AROACE and before anyone says ‘aroace people can date’ I KNOWWW I KNOWWW BUT SAIKI ISN’T FUCKING SOMEONE WHO’D DATE GOD I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH LIKE LET ME HAVE AN AROACE CHARACTER THAT DOESNT FUCKING DATE FOR ONCE AND GODDDDDD CAN I FUCKING LIVE PLEASE LET ME FUCKING LIVE WITH MY AROACE SAIKI K

i hate terusai. i hate akechi x saiki. i hate aren x saiki. i hate toritsuka x saiki. I HATE ALL OF THEM I HATE THEM ALL

we barely have ANY ANYYYYY FUCKING REPRESENTATION AND WHEN WE FUCKING HAVE A CHARACTER THATS HEAVILY HEAVILYYYY CODED AS AROACE MFS KEEP FUCKING SHIPPING THEMMMM STOPPP STOP IT PLEASE STOPPP I FUCKING HATE IT ALL PLEASE

i genuinely get so fucking mad im not even joking and before people go ‘let people ship characters its not that deep’ SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL GET MAD AND I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT AND I WILL HATE ON ALL OF THESE SHIPS

i always get >:((((( whenever i see ship art/fics of saiki and groan soo fucking loud

anyway i just needed to get that off of my chest saiki is a character that i hold really close and dear to my heart because of how heavily aroace coded he is and that makes me feel really happy and accepted so whenever i see people shipping him with others its just it feels like they’re spitting on my face and stomping on my feet its so fucking annoying

No thoughts, just kubosai adult au where aren is painting kusuo on a canvas while kusuo bakes pastries with aren in mind.

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Ember, Nicky, and Zel wish you all a happy Trans Day of Visibility!

I have an alarm on my phone that is just a compilation of nendou and it never fails to wake me up

Extra Love Stories of Psychics, Volume 2

Chapter 10: Miko No. 5

Pairing: Aiura x Kuriko

Rating: Explicit

"Kuriko days" are a rare treat, but all the more delicious when she feels bold enough to experiment.

Add a little scented inspiration, and Aiura is in for a wonderful yuri-ful time... 👀

New sketch from Asou-sensei feat. Aren Kuboyasu

https://x.com/shu1aso/status/1911390865508925728

✮⋆˙torisai thursday ˙⋆✮

happy torisai Thursday! As promised here's a gyaruo Tori com, torisai as requested by @transmasccofee <333 based loosely on their gyaruo Tori ideas / art ✮ again it's not my art, this lovely commission is by @lu-kario mwuah!!

Well, you gotta remember that any baby Saiki has is going to get at least half of his genes and Saiki was shapeshifting in the womb, so I would assume the fetus would, out of self-preservation, take drastic action.

Like perhaps:

Shapeshift itself smaller so it can fit in the next most convenient organ

Protest directly into Saiki's brain with telepathy every time he even thinks about turning back into a dude and threatening to make him extra nauseous or smth

Ectopic mpreg threatening to kill them both so Saiki will transform back in a hurry

Release hormones to force-fem Saiki so he won't want to turn back into his usual shape (babies can manipulate their mothers via hormones in real life 😬)

Sidestep all of this by pulling on ancient genes to become an egg that gets externalized quickly instead of dealing with being in a shapeshifter for 9 months

Some potential for a bizarre Spy vs Spy gregnancy fic where the fetus has to move heaven and earth to keep the pregnancy going hsfjdlshfks