I Need To Stop With The Rageposting Lmao

so sad the booping is gone now :( I'll never recover

Coffee jelly ‼️ idk what else to say haha :P

was having a normal one about the Saiki brothers so here’s this

Well, you gotta remember that any baby Saiki has is going to get at least half of his genes and Saiki was shapeshifting in the womb, so I would assume the fetus would, out of self-preservation, take drastic action.

Like perhaps:

Shapeshift itself smaller so it can fit in the next most convenient organ

Protest directly into Saiki's brain with telepathy every time he even thinks about turning back into a dude and threatening to make him extra nauseous or smth

Ectopic mpreg threatening to kill them both so Saiki will transform back in a hurry

Release hormones to force-fem Saiki so he won't want to turn back into his usual shape (babies can manipulate their mothers via hormones in real life 😬)

Sidestep all of this by pulling on ancient genes to become an egg that gets externalized quickly instead of dealing with being in a shapeshifter for 9 months

Some potential for a bizarre Spy vs Spy gregnancy fic where the fetus has to move heaven and earth to keep the pregnancy going hsfjdlshfks

bet you missed me lol

Sorry hi anyone else going crazy thinking about 13 year old Saiki dying alone to stop the volcano and no one knowing what happened or why or how. They just know there was maybe like. An earthquake, a muted pop, and then when they went to investigate there was just a dead kid. Like is anyone e;lse haunted. Hey. Hey guys. Guys i promise im normal you can talk to me is anyone else haunted right now is anyone else really really really haunted. Jesus schistttttt

you guys suck at being older siblings, get help

random rant but actually im so sick and fucking tired of this fandom being so disgusting to aroace people under the guise of defending us 😭 actually i DONT want a bunch of alloromantics telling ME what aroace rep should or shouldnt look like, and i definitely dont want other aroace people telling me my view of aroace people is wrong because it doesnt fit what they think we should all be like!!!!

if it hasnt been done, Kusuke Saiki from the disasterous life of saiki k.

Kusuke Saiki from the Disasterous Life of Saiki K is transfem!

I have very conveniently found an entire toolbox that was just.. in my closet for some reason?? will update with if I managed to get my door unstuck or not

they were so right with the aiura getting hit by a truck thing, I won £20 yesterday and now in the span of two days I've nearly gotten hit by the SAME TRUCK twice in 3 hours, locked inside of my college bathroom once, and NOW I'm locked inside of my room, the door handle snapped off, the door is jammed AND nobody is able to come save me for 5 hours