Commission For The Most Awesomesauce User @lucidsadvocate

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

throwback to when my mum told my year 6 teacher I read gay harry potter fanfiction

they had no business making kusuke such a pretty boy tbh

(ignore the blurry ass screenshot)

my silly, fucked up little sadomasochist. im going to put your hair in a ponytail and pull it.

I shared this on insta in 2023, it looks like the post quality has improved on tumblr so I'll share it to my blog too

warrior cats but saiki k

Who Each Saiki K Character Would Main in Mario Kart

Because I had so much fun with the PJSK one hehe

Saiki used to use Link because not only was he a relatively normal choice, but also because he thinks he's cool. Now that Link is gone, however, he's decided to use Luigi instead, considering how popular he is among casual players.

Nendo uses Wario. He'll always choose Wario, no matter how many times Kaido complains about him for some reason.

Kaido was one of the many angry Dry Bowser fans. He has since bitterly decided to switch to King Boo, although he's willing to admit there are much worse options.

Teruhashi uses Peach. It's her way of trying to come off as innocent so people will go easy on her, because really, she's very competitive.

Yumehara uses Toadette because she thinks she's cuter than any of the princesses.

Hairo uses Donkey Kong. Big fan of that guy. He also exclusively plays with tilt controls, although he isn't very good.

Toritsuka uses Rosalina. Exclusively on motorcycles. He's been dedicated to her since a very young age. For a brief moment he considered switching to Pauline, however he considers that cheating somehow.

Mera has never played Mario Kart before. Every time her friends have played it with her around it's been at some kind of special event where there was food involved so she was too occupied to play. She's been enlightened on the Cow, and her interest has piqued, although maybe for the wrong reason.

Kuboyasu is the Bowser to Kaido's Dry Bowser. He shares Kaido's rage at the loss, but not to the same extent. He tries to cheer Kaido up by reminding him that they both still get to play as the bad guys.

Saiko used Pink Gold Peach. To him, she was the best of the best because not only is she high class, she is also literally made of gold. He's completely distraught over her being cut from the game and has since settled for Pauline.

Rifuta is, shockingly, completely okay with Teruhashi using Peach. That means Peachette is all to herself! She is the cuter version of Peach after all. Unfortunately, with the character being cut, she has decided to use Baby Peach instead. It won't give her the reactions she wants =[

Aiura already was a Daisy fan before, but after finding out Saiki plans on changing his main to Luigi, she will NOT stop reminding him.

Satou does not, in fact, use Mario. Nobody uses Mario. He uses Yoshi. Another very common character choice nobody would think twice about.

Akechi uses Toad. This irks Saiki for some reason.

Suzumiya has a deep appreciation for Lakitu, as he is what keeps you on course. She can't help but wonder if he floats everywhere because he's clumsy too.

Kusuke used Ludwig before. He has since decided to make the switch to Bowser Jr. Yes, he does main them in Smash, too.

Makoto uses Mario to match Kokomi. She really wishes he wouldn't.

Takahashi uses Waluigi. He's one of those.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Do y’all think that if kusuo was born without powers him & kuusuke would have a better relationship or would it still be fucked?

is toritsuka free for valentines

Hii has a new job

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

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