*at An Archon Gathering*

i full on believe clover has accidental rizz.

my fella will stumble onto the best pick up lines out of nowhere. they will enamour anybody by just being a genuine, heartfelt person. they will obliviously lead on someone just to wreck them with a “you’re such a good friend!” by the end of what they thought was a date. they’re a serial menace

when chara enters the convo, however? you bet that rizz is turning OFF. clover will right away start to make a fool of themselves, hyper aware of whatever they’re saying and doing. they’re so painfully obvious frisk is cringing by the sidelines. somehow chara doesn’t notice, but you know they’re doing some mental angst gymnastics to try to justify why clover seems so at ease with everybody else but not with them. do you see the vision.

My deepest darkest secret is being a StanBill shipper :( I am willing to die on this hill though

Also Human Bill!

Rumour: Cale Henituse can be control using money

Noble1: I’ll pay u to join our fraction!

Cale: ……………

Cale: 2 Billion Counds

Noble1: W-w-what………?

Cale: 2.5 Billion Counds

Noble2: W-w-wait! How could u?!

Cale: 3 Billion Counds

Cale: I’ll keep increasing it if u want

Noble1: w-wait…

Noble2: this is not about the small amount!

Cale: 5 Billion Counds

Noble1: f-f-fuc——————

Cale: 10 Billion Counds for cursing in front of my children!

Noble2: w-w-what?! There’s no child here!

Raon: Is he going to say fuc* human?

Cale: ……………

Cale: 15 Billion Counds

Noble1 and Noble2: ……………

Meanwhile…

Pope of the Sun God Church: *shiver

Pope of the Sun God Church: Why do I feel like I’ve gain a new brothers from experience?

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Cale: So that’s what happen Hyung-nim. u don’t need to worry about the rumour, I’ll always support u 😇

Alberu: …………

Alberu: What do you think Instructor-nim, should I choose the fact that I’m powerful and rich af or my dongsaeng love me bcs of me money?

ChoiHan: *holding back from laughing

ChoiHan: I don’t know, do u want a sweet lie or a painful truth……

cookie run ships that make me go AAAAAAAA

-purelily. yeah. yeah. old ppl. and also flower girl who is super messed up. and boy scout. this is my kinda ship okay.

-advenberry. yee haw. also ghost girl. they adopted onion. yeah.

-mintcocoa. theyre kinda just a simple fluffy couple. not complex and easy to like. if u dont like them id be kinda concerned … only flaw is that they’re kinda bland but it’s not that big a deal.

-seamoon. they’re basically canon so. tragic lesbians woahh.

-stormcacao. what the HECK. i became obsessed with this ship literally overnight dndndk. the vibes are so,,, yeah.

-rose x raspberry mousse. idk the ship name. wow. a flower girl and a guy dressed like a musketeer. im so predictable oh man,,

-almondlatte. theyre so parents. yeah.

-wildchip. isnt it canon that wildberry sends crunchy chip love letters or …

-pearloyster. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. i technically cant say i ship this one since … there’s no future for them so they cant even be in a relationship. but. man. i do love the dynamic… ouchie.

To those people who calls Yerenica Lebovny weak, then your the type of person who don't understand a true strong character, mental strength and the term character development. If you are a person who hates Yerenica because she can't fight with a sword and isn't physically strong, then you have internalized or "I'm not like other girls syndrome". If you hate Yerenica because she is always sticking (you called it clingy and dependent) to the Emperor side, then you don't understand her situation and her terminal illness. If you think Yerenica is a man stealer, then you did not read the story well. Feel free to argue with me.

Here’s a folder with ALL of Fix a Beast comics in a semi-coherent chronological order hahaha

I’ll be adding future comics in there too!!!

TCF Hunter Families

So in order to keep track of all the Hunter branches and what each of them do, I created a comprehensive list with the all the current information we have on them. Enjoy!

[SPOILERS AHEAD]

1) Branch: Black Bloods Name: Huayan Family ("Fayence" in Adar Terra's raw translation) Last Occupied World: Xiaolen Specialty: "White Magic", aka. dead mana based Black Magic which appears white and is more powerful than regular Black Magic Status: Defeated 2) Branch: Blue Bloods Name: Blood Cult Last Occupied World: Central Plains Specialty: Jiangshi, aka. zombies created by injecting special dead mana into a person's heart, can be made even out of living people; which are called "Living Jiangshi" Status: Defeated 3) Branch: Purple Bloods Name: Currently Unknown, but located in the "Holy Empire" Last Occupied World: Aipotu (Adar Terra's raw translation) Specialty: Dragon heritage, including mixing human and dragon blood, and control over powers of nature Status: Soon to be engaged in combat 4) Branch: Transparent Bloods Name: Currently Unknown, but located in "Transparent Co." Last Occupied World: Earth 3 Specialty: Perhaps something to do with virtual reality…? Still very limited information on them. But Anh Roh Man, aka. Taerang's creator, is related to them. (Perhaps "Anh" is their family name? We will see.) Status: Still fully operational 5) Branch: Five Colored Bloods Name: Currently Unknown, but possibly includes Park So Jin and Jung Yi-Rang (aka. the two who tried to kill Cale in the Sloth Test) Last Occupied World: None, as they seem to be dimensional travelers with no permanent residence Specialty: Wanderers, with possibly god level powers Status: Still fully operational

The last two branches are supposed to be "gone", so they no longer really count as the Hunters, but I'm including them anyway:

6) Branch: Red Bloods Name: Thames Last Occupied World: Nameless 1 (and possibly others, depending where Cale's thief of an uncle ran off to) Specialty: Research branch? Kind of unclear. We'll see if there's any developments Status: In hiding 7) Branch: White Bloods Name: Currently Unknown Last Occupied World: Currently Unknown Specialty: Currently Unknown Status: Elimnated

(Now with visual aid)

The Telegony goes against what the Odyssey tells us not only because of Tiresias' Prophecy but also because Odysseus' family line only has one son each.

Zeus made our line a line of only sons. Arcesius had only one son, Laertes, and Laertes had only one son, Odysseus, and I am Odysseus’ only son. He fathered me, he left me behind at home, and from me he got no joy.

(Book 16, Fagles)

Telegonus can't even realistically BE Odysseus' son as he already has Telemachus. The Only son

Its finally here! The first look into my Amazing Digital Circus AU that I've been cooking up for the past few weeks! :))

The main thing that is obvious here is a lot of the abstracted members are back. Which is all thanks to Caines efforts in keeping the circus members happy and sane! More on that later I imagine- <XD

Some designs are going to be tweaked a bit further. Gummigoo and Kaufmo aren't quiiiiite where I want them yet.. but none the less! I hope this post made you laugh and I hope to post a bit more about them sometime soon! :))

Neuvillette: That was splendid work with 'The Little Oceanid'. Do I take this as your return to the big stage?

Furina: No, no... Baby steps. Though, Being a director is fun!

Neuvillette: That's wonderful!

Furina: Actually, I've got an idea. Can you come tomorrow?

*One day later*

Neuvillette: ... Let me get this straight, you want me to pretend to strike his stomach with my knee?

Furina: Yep!

Wriothesley: The beauty of Fontainian cinema, Iudex Neuvillette.